NOT THAT KIND OF POOL

You know, you’re supposed to wait at least 30 minutes after eating before going into the water, but we held to that rule, Deadpool would never be able to swim. After all, he’s on that strict taco-every-15-minutes diet. Makes more bubbles in the pool. Plus, he’s never been much for rules….

Don these Deadpool Uniform Board Shorts and thumb your nose at authority. With these on, nobody’s going to be surprised if you’re running by the pool or bringing glass containers onto the beach, you rebel. Of course, those actions still might get you kicked out so if you care, you might dial it back a notch. Not everybody can be the Merc with the Mouth full-time. Thankfully.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.