NOT THAT KIND OF POOL

You know, you’re supposed to wait at least 30 minutes after eating before going into the water, but we held to that rule, Deadpool would never be able to swim. After all, he’s on that strict taco-every-15-minutes diet. Makes more bubbles in the pool. Plus, he’s never been much for rules….

Don these Deadpool Uniform Board Shorts and thumb your nose at authority. With these on, nobody’s going to be surprised if you’re running by the pool or bringing glass containers onto the beach, you rebel. Of course, those actions still might get you kicked out so if you care, you might dial it back a notch. Not everybody can be the Merc with the Mouth full-time. Thankfully.

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Star Wars Rebel Alliance Commando Camo Hat

If you want to blend in on Endor, camo is the way to go. Actually… it’s really the only way to go. Unless you want to try to pass yourself off as an Ewok. But some of us are tall(ish), so that’s not really an option. Plus, this hat seems much more comfortable than a hairy costume in a forest environment.

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Blueprint T-Shirt

“It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! I’ve outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.” – Han Solo

Game of Thrones House Lannister Wallet

With an unofficial motto like “a Lannister always pays his debts,” we’re surprised the Lannisters don’t all have it monogramed onto their wallets. But then again, that might be a bit on the nose. (Insert Tyrion joke here…)