A TROOPER’S TROOPER

Death Troopers are not to be trifled with. An elite squad of highly trained soldiers guarding the man in charge of constructing the Death Star? You bet they’re going to be the best of the best. “Intimidating” may not do them justice, but, to be fair, they have the word “Death” right in their job title, so they may not need any additional descriptors.

The Death Trooper Close Up Glow-In-The-Dark Tee features your friendly neighborhood Death Trooper with his blaster at the ready. Various parts of the shirt will glow when in the dark. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.