Death Troopers are not to be trifled with. An elite squad of highly trained soldiers guarding the man in charge of constructing the Death Star? You bet they’re going to be the best of the best. “Intimidating” may not do them justice, but, to be fair, they have the word “Death” right in their job title, so they may not need any additional descriptors.

The Death Trooper Close Up Glow-In-The-Dark Tee features your friendly neighborhood Death Trooper with his blaster at the ready. Various parts of the shirt will glow when in the dark. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported

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Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.

Visions of the Future: Microplush Throw Grand Tour

Once every 175 years the outer planets of our solar system (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) line up just so – in a way that allows us to use each planet’s gravity to travel to the next. And that’s just what the Voyager mission did, in the process obtaining some spectacular views of the outer planets in the process.

Rick and Morty Portal Watch

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.