SHOW THEM YOU HAVE CLASS

Your class determines many things about how you’re going to play the game, but perhaps more importantly, it decides the entire look of the armor that you can equip. Hunters have that lone-wolf practical thing going on, Titans are heavily armed future knights, and Warlocks get to be straight up space wizards. Once you recover some Legendary pieces after starting out with some space shulb rags at the beginning of Destiny 2, anyway.

Three t-shirt designs based on Legendary chest armor pieces from the game. Choose Warlock to get the grey/dark grey/gold design of the Ego Talon IV armor. Choose Titan for the light grey/dark gray/red design of the Noble Constant Type 2 armor. Or choose Hunter and get the white/grey/dark grey/blue design of the Frumious vest. The Hunter shirt has a cloak-like design on the back (because Hunter), while the Titan and Warlock shirts have small Destiny 2 tricorn symbols on the upper back. Each shirt is 50% cotton / 50% polyester. In addition, there’s a Ghost icon screenprinted on the inside of the shirt near the hem at the right hip. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Wars Lando Polo Shirt

When you’re a teenager, you can get away with wearing a t-shirt and jeans to almost anything. You might get some eyerolls, but generally that’s all anybody expects out of your wardrobe. But you know, when you’re an adult – well, having adult clothing is the price you pay for being successful.

Star Wars: Solo Retro Han Solo Pullover Shirt

Probably this copywriter monkey’s favorite thing about the Solo movie is that all our Han Solo products no longer feature him frozen in carbonite. There are only so many different things you can say about that, and we ran out somewhere between Business Card Case and Fridge. (Rug. Cutting board. Ice cube tray. Shower curtain. Bank. Bottle opener….) You know what color this shirt reminds us of? Carbonite. Yup. It’s like Han’s in carbonite AGAIN. Only this time you’re in the carbonite with him once you don this shirt. But that could be okay. It looks safe. And comfy.

Star Wars: Solo Out West Wookiee Button Down Shirt

So the Dark Side has cookies. So what? Can a cookie be your co-pilot? Can a cookie wield a bowcaster? Can a cookie go outside on Hoth without bundling up in 27 layers of clothing like everybody else? Well, okay. Technically, yes. But that’s besides the point. Because if you want to enjoy the cookie you have to EAT the cookie and then what do you have left? Nothing but crumbs. If you pick the Light Side, you know what you have the next day? Wookiee. And the next day. And the next. Wookiees are nothing if not loyal.