I’LL MAKE A FAN OUT OF YOU

Whenever you make great sacrifices for loved ones, Mulan will have your back with this jade green ThinkGeek-exclusive Disney Mulan Debossed Leather Satchel Bag. Featuring Mulan’s image and name, a small temple, and an open fan to obscure your own intentions, this roomy satchel will come in handy as you ward off any invasions in your own life. It’s also the perfect Mushu carrier.

The bag includes gold metal embellishments and comes with attached short straps, as well as a removable longer shoulder strap. The inside is divided into two main compartments with a small zip closure pocket between them. There is also a small zip closure pocket and a small open pocket in the interior of the bag. The top closes with a strap. The fan can hang on the outside, or tuck it into an interior compartment to hide it away until you need it to disarm your adversaries.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Trek TNG Skant Uniform

The first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation had some offbeat costume concepts. Oh, that’s right. Jumpsuits are the future. Really? We’re super glad they moved away from that. (If they hadn’t, we’d never have the Picard Maneuver, plus going to the bathroom while cosplaying would be much more difficult.) Oh, and remember the skant? It’s baaaacccckkkk!

Deadpool Is Love T-Shirt

Deadpool’s relationship status is… well, “complicated” doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface, but thanks for trying, Facebook. He’s best characterized as a pansexual, having married the succubus Shiklah, flirted with Thor, and been in love with the cosmic-entity Death. (You have to admit: Thor’s hair IS fabulous.) 

NASA Astronaut Boot Plush Slippers

You know, we hadn’t ever thought about it, but astronauts live out of their vehicles, don’t they? Their vehicles just happen to be worth billions of dollars and not so much listed in the Kelly Blue Book. What’s the current trade-in value on a shuttle anyhow? High mileage but kept in pristine condition.