TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SATCHELS

Looking for a little help with your finances? Need an extra week before writing the rent check? This bag is just what The Doctor ordered! If you put your wallet and keys on the inside, they’ll be bigger! Oh wait, no. That’s not desirable behavior, is it? We’re already carrying enough stuff around!

Let the TARDIS carry all your stuff. Made from durable faux leather, this Doctor Who TARDIS Messenger Bag can be your new favorite companion. Bonus: when you reach in and can’t find something, you can declare that it’s probably somewhere else in the space-time continuum. We hear rumours, though, that British spelling may try to sneak its way into your paperwork and cheques if you organise them in here. However, we’re sceptical.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!