IT’S ON (YOUR HAND) LIKE DONKEY KONG!

Good news: This Donkey Kong Plush Puppet is all cuddly and wants nothing more than to sit on the end of your arm and have you make it talk. There will be no climbing away with Pauline when you get to the top of the girders. There will be no barrel throwing. Only puppetry. 

Which is good, because we’re all out of that hammer you could jump up and get to smash barrels and fireballs. That thing was pretty sweet. The arms on this Donkey Kong Plush Puppet are stuffed and not really part of the puppet action, so they won’t let you make it dab like in Mario Kart 8. Pretty sure that’s to protect you from yourself; we’ve met you.

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Mobile Suit Gundam – HGUC Narrative Gundam C Packs Model Kit

Do you know what happens when you upgrade mobile suits? They usually get bigger, more colorful, and infinitely more awesome. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not hating on the original design of the Narrative, but the C Pack adds a little something extra to it (besides power).  

Mobile Suit Gundam – MG Gundam Dynames Model Kit

Mobile suits are fun in theory, until you realize that the people who use them are putting their lives on the line. If only there was a way to keep our mobile suits away from everyone else, but still contribute to the cause. Like, it’d be perfect if we could be a sniper that launches surprise confetti at others. We could potentially feel safe with that.  

Mobile Suit Gundam – MG Gundam AGE II Magnum Model Kit

When it comes to building mobile suits, Kyoya Kujo is one of the best. We wish we could get him to design a custom mobile suit for us. It’d probably look a lot like Timmy. And the tail would be a beam sword or something. We’re going to go ahead and work on some concept art just in case he ever returns our calls.