We imagine being enlightened is hard. After all, you wanna be proud of your achievement, but you can’t go around flaunting it in front of other people, right? That would be unenlightened behavior. 

Maybe you could wear something like this tee. Subtly tell others you’re enlightened while you walk around. Plus, this shirt is like a divining rod for other DBZ fans. Other Saiyans in training will recognize you for what you are and give you knowing nods or possibly want to find out whether or not they’re still on Namek. 

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

Nasa DaVinci T-Shirt

The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

What the Duck T-Shirt

Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?