DRAGON REHABILITATION

You are so good to take this little dragon in. See, he isn’t going to get very far with just one wing. He was spotted flying in circles over Kentucky before we relocated him to this little box in our warehouse for his own protection. Hopefully, he’ll gain strength each time you wear him. And even if he can never be released, you can use him to educate kids about how dragons are a vital part of our ecosystem.

This Dragonhenge Bracelet is a dragon hinge bracelet. (We entertain ourselves by making up words.*) He has an understated matte finish, and the hinged design means he fits a wide variety of (human) wrists. Just be careful if you wear bling around this little guy. You know about dragons and their gem hoarding. They’re so sparkly; he just can’t help himself.

* For the purists, we’re classifying this little guy as part of Class I Henges: “a roughly circular or oval-shaped bank with an internal ditch” (the gap between the bracelet and your wrist) “which have a single entrance created from a gap in the bank.” [from Wikipedia’s entry on Henges]

For our customers with nickel allergies: This item is a zinc alloy. It does not contain nickel.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Lounge Shorts

We have a dilemma: we crave the action and adventure of traveling through hyperspace aboard the Millennium Falcon… but also, the comfort and laziness of hanging around at home on the couch. It’s quite a pickle, but we think we’ve landed on a solution: a pair of comfy, yet stylish and Falcon-appropriate shorts to wear on our adventures. And making sure to install a really comfy chair in the Falcon’s cockpit, too. That oughta do it.

Chemical Reaction Boxer Briefs 3pk

Dressing like a scientist isn’t just about the lab coat. You need to start from the very first layer! Nothing says “I’m a person who has a favorite microscope, and I can tell you the proper names of all this glassware” quite like these undergarments.

Space Age Boxer Briefs 3pk

Space always seems so far away. Forever out of reach. That is, until you put it in your dresser drawer. Fill your top drawer with all sorts of… space. Planets and constellations as far as the eye can see. Well, depending on how big your dresser is