DRAGON REHABILITATION

You are so good to take this little dragon in. See, he isn’t going to get very far with just one wing. He was spotted flying in circles over Kentucky before we relocated him to this little box in our warehouse for his own protection. Hopefully, he’ll gain strength each time you wear him. And even if he can never be released, you can use him to educate kids about how dragons are a vital part of our ecosystem.

This Dragonhenge Bracelet is a dragon hinge bracelet. (We entertain ourselves by making up words.*) He has an understated matte finish, and the hinged design means he fits a wide variety of (human) wrists. Just be careful if you wear bling around this little guy. You know about dragons and their gem hoarding. They’re so sparkly; he just can’t help himself.

* For the purists, we’re classifying this little guy as part of Class I Henges: “a roughly circular or oval-shaped bank with an internal ditch” (the gap between the bracelet and your wrist) “which have a single entrance created from a gap in the bank.” [from Wikipedia’s entry on Henges]

For our customers with nickel allergies: This item is a zinc alloy. It does not contain nickel.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Rick and Morty All Over Print Bucket Hat

Rock out in straight up 90’s high fashion – the bucket hat! This Rick and Morty All Over Print Bucket Hat features a fun print and is one size fits most. Made of polyester, hand wash cold and lay it flat to dry.

Wonder Woman Double Zip Backpack

Carry everything you’ll need in this Wonder Woman Double Zip Backpack! Carry the spirit of the Amazonian superhero with you on every adventure. Made of polyester, it measures approximately 17-inches x 12-inches x 5-inches. Ages 14 and up.

Bob Ross Stocking

If you’re a fan of numbers, you probably are already familiar with FiveThirtyEight. Back in 2014, they did a fascinating analysis of Bob Ross’s The Joy of Painting. Turns out there are a statistically significant number of happy little trees. There are “snow-covered mountains” in 26% of his on-air works, and generic snow in 19%.