CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THAT WONDERFUL DUFF
Dear Patrons of Duff Beer,
We want to first apologize for the unfortunate incident involving Duffman’s wardrobe malfunction. We failed to weigh the beers on his utility belt and take into account that gravity is a thing. In an effort to regain your trust, we’re taking a step back from beer and focusing on what really matters: clothes that won’t fall off your body while you’re holding a beer.
The first step in this endeavor is this ThinkGeek exclusive Duff Beer t-shirt. While we had many thoughts about what to put on the shirt (including a picture of hometown hero Homer Simpson and a pug riding a narwhale), we instead decided to represent the most important thing to us: us. On every Duff Beer shirt, you’ll get a taste of the people who love you (and your money) the most – despite (and in spite of) gravity. We’re your family. We’re you. But we’re also us. So, buy this shirt.