CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THAT WONDERFUL DUFF

Dear Patrons of Duff Beer,

We want to first apologize for the unfortunate incident involving Duffman’s wardrobe malfunction. We failed to weigh the beers on his utility belt and take into account that gravity is a thing. In an effort to regain your trust, we’re taking a step back from beer and focusing on what really matters: clothes that won’t fall off your body while you’re holding a beer.

The first step in this endeavor is this ThinkGeek exclusive Duff Beer t-shirt. While we had many thoughts about what to put on the shirt (including a picture of hometown hero Homer Simpson and a pug riding a narwhale), we instead decided to represent the most important thing to us: us. On every Duff Beer shirt, you’ll get a taste of the people who love you (and your money) the most – despite (and in spite of) gravity. We’re your family. We’re you. But we’re also us. So, buy this shirt.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!