CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THAT WONDERFUL DUFF

Dear Patrons of Duff Beer,

We want to first apologize for the unfortunate incident involving Duffman’s wardrobe malfunction. We failed to weigh the beers on his utility belt and take into account that gravity is a thing. In an effort to regain your trust, we’re taking a step back from beer and focusing on what really matters: clothes that won’t fall off your body while you’re holding a beer.

The first step in this endeavor is this ThinkGeek exclusive Duff Beer t-shirt. While we had many thoughts about what to put on the shirt (including a picture of hometown hero Homer Simpson and a pug riding a narwhale), we instead decided to represent the most important thing to us: us. On every Duff Beer shirt, you’ll get a taste of the people who love you (and your money) the most – despite (and in spite of) gravity. We’re your family. We’re you. But we’re also us. So, buy this shirt.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.