CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THAT WONDERFUL DUFF

Dear Patrons of Duff Beer,

We want to first apologize for the unfortunate incident involving Duffman’s wardrobe malfunction. We failed to weigh the beers on his utility belt and take into account that gravity is a thing. In an effort to regain your trust, we’re taking a step back from beer and focusing on what really matters: clothes that won’t fall off your body while you’re holding a beer.

The first step in this endeavor is this ThinkGeek exclusive Duff Beer t-shirt. While we had many thoughts about what to put on the shirt (including a picture of hometown hero Homer Simpson and a pug riding a narwhale), we instead decided to represent the most important thing to us: us. On every Duff Beer shirt, you’ll get a taste of the people who love you (and your money) the most – despite (and in spite of) gravity. We’re your family. We’re you. But we’re also us. So, buy this shirt.

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.