UGLY SWEATER? BEAUTY’S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

Do you think the elves in Santa’s workshop use their darkvision to be able to continue making toys throughout the night? You know, that combined with the trance thing probably makes for crazy working conditions. You think they’ve unionized? Santa should probably make sure the only bows in the workshop are the gift wrap variety because they’re all proficient with the other kind.

Here’s a holiday sweater for all of Santa’s elves, dwarves, halflings, gnomes, half-orcs, and, of course, humans. (Just be sure to check your measurements against the size chart since the sizing is by human standards.) The black, red, and white Fair Isle pattern is made up of d20s, polearms, staves, and the dragon ampersand D&D logo on the front. The back is plain for a proper ugly sweater sneak attack. However you choose to wear this, we hope all your holiday party’s adventures are merry and you have a wondrous holiday.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!