UGLY SWEATER? BEAUTY’S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

Do you think the elves in Santa’s workshop use their darkvision to be able to continue making toys throughout the night? You know, that combined with the trance thing probably makes for crazy working conditions. You think they’ve unionized? Santa should probably make sure the only bows in the workshop are the gift wrap variety because they’re all proficient with the other kind.

Here’s a holiday sweater for all of Santa’s elves, dwarves, halflings, gnomes, half-orcs, and, of course, humans. (Just be sure to check your measurements against the size chart since the sizing is by human standards.) The black, red, and white Fair Isle pattern is made up of d20s, polearms, staves, and the dragon ampersand D&D logo on the front. The back is plain for a proper ugly sweater sneak attack. However you choose to wear this, we hope all your holiday party’s adventures are merry and you have a wondrous holiday.

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