THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’

You know when you’ve had a bad week? We’re talking about a really bad week. Long hours with no acknowledgement. Getting blamed for stuff you didn’t do, and somebody else taking the credit for your work? Yep. When Friday night’s game rolls around, that’s when it feels spectacular to roll a 20 and crit some poor NPC who doesn’t realize that for tonight’s performance the role of punching bag will be played by him. Sorry, dude. Wait. No, we’re not.

This heather charcoal shirt has an argyle print with the red dragon ampersand across the front yoke and sleeves and two white sleeve stripes sewn on. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Imported.

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Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!

Wonder Woman Knit Bootie Slipper

The female in your life may not have been sculpted from clay, but in your eyes, she’s a perfect goddess. Her toes will be perfectly protected thanks to the chunky knit construction and soft, warm, faux fur lining of these comfy Wonder Woman slippers. The non-slip molded TPX bottoms will grip the floor to help her practice her balance while kicking butt. She’ll be wielding that godkiller sword in no time.