THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’

You know when you’ve had a bad week? We’re talking about a really bad week. Long hours with no acknowledgement. Getting blamed for stuff you didn’t do, and somebody else taking the credit for your work? Yep. When Friday night’s game rolls around, that’s when it feels spectacular to roll a 20 and crit some poor NPC who doesn’t realize that for tonight’s performance the role of punching bag will be played by him. Sorry, dude. Wait. No, we’re not.

This heather charcoal shirt has an argyle print with the red dragon ampersand across the front yoke and sleeves and two white sleeve stripes sewn on. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Imported.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.