THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’

You know when you’ve had a bad week? We’re talking about a really bad week. Long hours with no acknowledgement. Getting blamed for stuff you didn’t do, and somebody else taking the credit for your work? Yep. When Friday night’s game rolls around, that’s when it feels spectacular to roll a 20 and crit some poor NPC who doesn’t realize that for tonight’s performance the role of punching bag will be played by him. Sorry, dude. Wait. No, we’re not.

This heather charcoal shirt has an argyle print with the red dragon ampersand across the front yoke and sleeves and two white sleeve stripes sewn on. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Imported.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Kingdom Hearts Cosplay Wallet

To open the way to a new universe, you need a key. It takes everything, your heart, and your soul to make it through. You’ll meet friend and foe, face insurmountable obstacles, and face the true villain of this universe, the Organization. In the end, it’s up to you to conquer all and become the leader that this world needs.

NASA Microfleece Slipper Socks

Good morning, Dave. It’s time to get up and face the day. Time to swing your legs out of bed and place them in your slipper socks. But not just any slippers will do, Dave. You need these NASA Microfleece Slipper Socks. Nothing else will do. Thus spoke HAL.

NASA Scout Wallet

You gotta imagine that by the time we’re pondering taking things like wallets into space with us, humans are going to have developed past physical money. Transactions are all going to be some sort of digital cryptocurrency that we access via something like a retinal scan. Of course, there will always be holdouts, but those sorts of people probably aren’t going to be the first in line to colonize another planet.