AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SATANISM, WE PROMISE

Graph paper. Sure, it was good for geometry, but where it really shone was when you had to make maps while you were ignoring math class. Our favorite bit was making staircases with those little progressively shorter parallel lines.

But in the 80s, if you put a graph paper design at an angle to indicate perspective it was THE FUTURE. It was the inside of your Atari 800 or Commodore 64. It was the holodeck. It was ReBoot and Max Headroom. And that’s what this is. Your D&D game IN THE FUTURE. Of the past. Mmm. Retro futurism.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!