Maxes out Dexterity, +5 Stealth

Time for a stealth check. Your fancy Dungeons & Dragons socks nullify the enemy’s passive Perception check. You remain hidden.

You notice your shoe is untied. While bending down to tie it, you knock over a suit of armor. The enemy notices you! You can’t run because your shoe is still untied. The enemy attacks. Critical hit! You are defeated. Campaign over. But those socks though…

Even though you might not win all of your campaigns, you’ll still feel light on your feet with these dexterity-boosting socks.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!