A MODIFIED PROTOTYPE FIRESPRAY-31-CLASS PATROL AND ATTACK CRAFT

In the Expanded Universe, Boba Fett got married and had a child. In the Expanded Expanded Universe (which we just made up), Boba Fett got married, had a child, and settled into a nice 9-5 desk job. Probably something with insurance or advertising. On the weekends, he’d put on his favorite shirt and recall old times flying around in Slave 1 and shooting things. Then he’d go out and mow the lawn.

Pilot your own Slave 1 with this Star Wars Plush Slave Ship 1. It’s even got some valuable cargo in the hold. If you open up the bottom, out pops tiny Han Solo in Carbonite, tethered to the ship so he won’t float away. You can fly the little ship around with Han dangling out the back, like that time you closed the door on your coat or left your coffee on the roof.

You know, this would be the perfect way to pop the question to your Star Wars sweetie. Put a tiny ring box in the cargo hold. And then when you say, “I love you,” your significant other can say, “I know.” Awwwww.

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Rick and Morty Monopoly Game

Take an interdimensional trip around the universe as you buy, sell and trade locations from this popular Adult Swim TV show! Comes with 6 Collectible Tokens including Council of Ricks Badge, Meeseeks Box, Oportal Gun, Plumbus, Rick’s Car, and Snuffles Helmet; Custom Designed Game Board featuring locations from the show; Custom Flooble Cranks and Gooble Boxes to replace traditional Houses and Hotels; Custom themed Monopoly money; and Instructions. For 2-6 players ages 17 and up.

Jumanji Board Game

So reads the game board for the Jumanji Board Game. If that isn’t warning enough, perhaps the creeping vines and charging rhinoceros will demonstrate the seriousness and risk-taking requirements of this challenge. And, once you begin, the game really pulls you in, committing your team to seeing it through.

Harry Potter: The Great Hall 550pc Puzzle

Think back to the first Harry Potter movie when all the soon-to-be students walk through those huge double doors and into The Great Hall. Hundreds of students sitting down as the first years file in and above them a starry sky and floating candles. Truly magical. Pun intended.