CAPITALISM! IT’S THE ONLY THING KEEPING US FROM BEING COMMUNISTS.

Once Reclamation Day rolls around and your Vault has indicated it’s safe for you to venture forth into the world above, it’s important to remember that the outside world is now full of nuclear danger as a result of the Great War. Decontaminating yourself will lower your exposure to harmful radioactive material, as well as decreasing your chances of exposing other Vault dwellers. Following decontamination procedures is vital; these procedures keep your Vault-Tec vault a safe place to come home to until you have used your C.A.M.P. to construct your home of the future!

Allow us to suggest this lovely Fallout Toothbrush Holder. It has Vault Boy proudly emblazoned on the front and back, and it cheerily reminds you “Surface – Never! / Vault – Forever!” Since many food and drink items in the Commonwealth will have been slightly irradiated, you’ll want to be sure you brush your teeth every time you come home to the vault if you wanna keep those pearly whites. Now let us see your best Vault Boy smile and a thumbs up!

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Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug

Have a drink on Cap! Or maybe in Cap. This Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug features the likeness of Steve Rogers wearing his iconic Captain America gear. Measures approximately 4 1/2-inches in height. Ages 13 and up.

Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet – Free Shipping

Keep your personal items close at hand and condensed with this Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet. Includes 4 card slots, a zipper coin pouch, and a metal logo badge. Made of faux leather and measures approximately 4 1/2-inches x 3 1/4-inches.

Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack – Free Shipping

Whether you’re headed back to school or out on an adventure, pack what you need in the Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack. Complete with padded shoulder straps, it includes a padded pocket for laptops up to 15-inches and organizing pockets. Made of durable materials, it measures approximately 16 1/2-inches tall x 11 1/2-inches wide x 5-inches long.