CAPITALISM! IT’S THE ONLY THING KEEPING US FROM BEING COMMUNISTS.

Once Reclamation Day rolls around and your Vault has indicated it’s safe for you to venture forth into the world above, it’s important to remember that the outside world is now full of nuclear danger as a result of the Great War. Decontaminating yourself will lower your exposure to harmful radioactive material, as well as decreasing your chances of exposing other Vault dwellers. Following decontamination procedures is vital; these procedures keep your Vault-Tec vault a safe place to come home to until you have used your C.A.M.P. to construct your home of the future!

Allow us to suggest this lovely Fallout Toothbrush Holder. It has Vault Boy proudly emblazoned on the front and back, and it cheerily reminds you “Surface – Never! / Vault – Forever!” Since many food and drink items in the Commonwealth will have been slightly irradiated, you’ll want to be sure you brush your teeth every time you come home to the vault if you wanna keep those pearly whites. Now let us see your best Vault Boy smile and a thumbs up!

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!