CAPITALISM! IT’S THE ONLY THING KEEPING US FROM BEING COMMUNISTS.

Once Reclamation Day rolls around and your Vault has indicated it’s safe for you to venture forth into the world above, it’s important to remember that the outside world is now full of nuclear danger as a result of the Great War. Decontaminating yourself will lower your exposure to harmful radioactive material, as well as decreasing your chances of exposing other Vault dwellers. Following decontamination procedures is vital; these procedures keep your Vault-Tec vault a safe place to come home to until you have used your C.A.M.P. to construct your home of the future!

Allow us to suggest this lovely Fallout Toothbrush Holder. It has Vault Boy proudly emblazoned on the front and back, and it cheerily reminds you “Surface – Never! / Vault – Forever!” Since many food and drink items in the Commonwealth will have been slightly irradiated, you’ll want to be sure you brush your teeth every time you come home to the vault if you wanna keep those pearly whites. Now let us see your best Vault Boy smile and a thumbs up!

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