CAPITALISM! IT’S THE ONLY THING KEEPING US FROM BEING COMMUNISTS.

Once Reclamation Day rolls around and your Vault has indicated it’s safe for you to venture forth into the world above, it’s important to remember that the outside world is now full of nuclear danger as a result of the Great War. Decontaminating yourself will lower your exposure to harmful radioactive material, as well as decreasing your chances of exposing other Vault dwellers. Following decontamination procedures is vital; these procedures keep your Vault-Tec vault a safe place to come home to until you have used your C.A.M.P. to construct your home of the future!

Allow us to suggest this lovely Fallout Toothbrush Holder. It has Vault Boy proudly emblazoned on the front and back, and it cheerily reminds you “Surface – Never! / Vault – Forever!” Since many food and drink items in the Commonwealth will have been slightly irradiated, you’ll want to be sure you brush your teeth every time you come home to the vault if you wanna keep those pearly whites. Now let us see your best Vault Boy smile and a thumbs up!

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Marvel Black Panther Front Handle Backpack

Since Shuri pioneered Vibranium fashion, it was only a matter of time before Vibranium made its way into all sorts of accessories and bags. And at first it was sleek, stylish, and super expensive, but then problems started to arise. The designers of these items GREATLY underestimated how often people tend to throw their bags on the ground, causing massive disruptions to hotels, homes, and schools all over the world. Because of these issues, we’ve decided to embrace the Vibranium look and use a different material. You’re welcome.

Marvel Black Panther Hat

Sometimes putting on a superhero costume just takes too long. And you can’t always wear it under your clothes (especially in summer). So, the only option left is to either make your superhero costume extremely casual (but what’s the fun in that?), or to accessorize with a hat.

Marvel Black Panther Keychain

You may not be the king of Wakanda, but you’re the king of your own castle (whether that be an apartment, home, or literal castle). Why not put your keys on something worthy of a crown?