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Congratulations on your family’s acceptance into the Vault-Tec vault program! We look forward to having you and your family as valued residents. You can look forward to a safe, pleasant, and secure living environment with all the amenities of home! We at Vault-Tec know that you can’t wait to get into your vault and get settled into your new forever home! But in order to provide you with the very best Vault-Tec experience, we ask that you please wait until you are contacted via holotape message or audible air siren before you report to your designated Vault.
Celebrate your family’s new home underground with this Fallout Vault-Tec Bath Mat. With special water reclamation functionality built in, this Vault-Tec mat is the pinnacle of technology and design! When you step on this mat out of the shower, it will absorb the water from your body. Just wring the mat out to have a new source of greywater for your whole family. And Vault Boy’s there to give your naked butt a thumbs up for your recycling prowess. Making life better: Vault-Tec!