CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME

Parkas. They protect you from the weather. They keep you warm when the weather’s not. They mark you as an insurgent. Wait, what? Well, this one does. It says you supported the Independent Faction. You’re one who holds out hope for the resistance. One who still believes. Just be careful where you go drinking with this parka on. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Now, we wouldn’t dream of taking the sky from you, but we might consider removing some of the precipitation which potentially falls from it. That’d be okay, right? Keep your politics on the table but yourself dry in this Firefly Browncoats Parka, a ThinkGeek / GameStop creation and exclusive. It has a storm flap and closes with both double zippers and snaps to keep you dry. And the pockets are perfect for smuggling strawberries or black-market beagles. Small ones.

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Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.

Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.