CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME

Parkas. They protect you from the weather. They keep you warm when the weather’s not. They mark you as an insurgent. Wait, what? Well, this one does. It says you supported the Independent Faction. You’re one who holds out hope for the resistance. One who still believes. Just be careful where you go drinking with this parka on. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Now, we wouldn’t dream of taking the sky from you, but we might consider removing some of the precipitation which potentially falls from it. That’d be okay, right? Keep your politics on the table but yourself dry in this Firefly Browncoats Parka, a ThinkGeek / GameStop creation and exclusive. It has a storm flap and closes with both double zippers and snaps to keep you dry. And the pockets are perfect for smuggling strawberries or black-market beagles. Small ones.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.