CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME

Parkas. They protect you from the weather. They keep you warm when the weather’s not. They mark you as an insurgent. Wait, what? Well, this one does. It says you supported the Independent Faction. You’re one who holds out hope for the resistance. One who still believes. Just be careful where you go drinking with this parka on. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Now, we wouldn’t dream of taking the sky from you, but we might consider removing some of the precipitation which potentially falls from it. That’d be okay, right? Keep your politics on the table but yourself dry in this Firefly Browncoats Parka, a ThinkGeek / GameStop creation and exclusive. It has a storm flap and closes with both double zippers and snaps to keep you dry. And the pockets are perfect for smuggling strawberries or black-market beagles. Small ones.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!