CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME
Parkas. They protect you from the weather. They keep you warm when the weather’s not. They mark you as an insurgent. Wait, what? Well, this one does. It says you supported the Independent Faction. You’re one who holds out hope for the resistance. One who still believes. Just be careful where you go drinking with this parka on. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Now, we wouldn’t dream of taking the sky from you, but we might consider removing some of the precipitation which potentially falls from it. That’d be okay, right? Keep your politics on the table but yourself dry in this Firefly Browncoats Parka, a ThinkGeek / GameStop creation and exclusive. It has a storm flap and closes with both double zippers and snaps to keep you dry. And the pockets are perfect for smuggling strawberries or black-market beagles. Small ones.