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Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be comin’ up on somethin’…
Wash: Oh, my god! What can it be? We’re doomed! Who’s flyin’ this thing?
*beat*
Wash: Oh. Right. That’d be me. Back to work.
– “Bushwacked”

We love Wash. His dry sense of humor. His deadpan delivery. His calm in the face of impending disaster. He’d be awesome to have by your side, and not just because you’d end up with plastic dinosaurs in your ship’s glove compartment. Also because you never know when you might need to pull a Crazy Ivan.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

by | March 17, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

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Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

by | March 17, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

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Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

by | March 17, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.

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