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Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be comin’ up on somethin’…
Wash: Oh, my god! What can it be? We’re doomed! Who’s flyin’ this thing?
*beat*
Wash: Oh. Right. That’d be me. Back to work.
– “Bushwacked”

We love Wash. His dry sense of humor. His deadpan delivery. His calm in the face of impending disaster. He’d be awesome to have by your side, and not just because you’d end up with plastic dinosaurs in your ship’s glove compartment. Also because you never know when you might need to pull a Crazy Ivan.

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Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug

Have a drink on Cap! Or maybe in Cap. This Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug features the likeness of Steve Rogers wearing his iconic Captain America gear. Measures approximately 4 1/2-inches in height. Ages 13 and up.

Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet – Free Shipping

Keep your personal items close at hand and condensed with this Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet. Includes 4 card slots, a zipper coin pouch, and a metal logo badge. Made of faux leather and measures approximately 4 1/2-inches x 3 1/4-inches.

Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack – Free Shipping

Whether you’re headed back to school or out on an adventure, pack what you need in the Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack. Complete with padded shoulder straps, it includes a padded pocket for laptops up to 15-inches and organizing pockets. Made of durable materials, it measures approximately 16 1/2-inches tall x 11 1/2-inches wide x 5-inches long.