LIKELY CRASH AND KILL US ALL

Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be comin’ up on somethin’…
Wash: Oh, my god! What can it be? We’re doomed! Who’s flyin’ this thing?
*beat*
Wash: Oh. Right. That’d be me. Back to work.
– “Bushwacked”

We love Wash. His dry sense of humor. His deadpan delivery. His calm in the face of impending disaster. He’d be awesome to have by your side, and not just because you’d end up with plastic dinosaurs in your ship’s glove compartment. Also because you never know when you might need to pull a Crazy Ivan.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

by | March 12, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

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Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

by | March 10, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

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Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

by | March 9, 2020 | Gear | 0 Comments

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!

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