SHIP LIKE THIS, BE WITH YOU TILL THE DAY YOU DIE.

Serenity was one heck of a ship… IS one heck of a ship. Built as a mid-sized transport ship, she had just enough room for just enough crew and cargo. But did you know she had a secret? It’s true: if you pressed on the outside of the hull, right above the Galley, a giant USB drive would pop out the back. Ok, so not on the real ship, but it sure will on this Firefly Serenity Flash Drive!

The Firefly Serenity Flash Drive is a beautifully detailed, die-cast metal replica of the Firefly-class Serenity cargo ship. It weighs just over 2 ounces, and features light-up engine lights (when plugged into a USB port). But the Firefly Serenity Flash Drive is also a flash drive. Simply push the ejection button (top of the ship) and the ultra-thin, virtually indestructible flash drive is revealed. Use your Firefly Serenity Flash Drive to store 8GB of whatever your wish; we use ours to store our fanfic, including our opus, “The Return of Wash.”

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.