THE LOSING SIDE ISN’T NECESSARILY THE WRONG SIDE
On Serenity, River wanders around a lot barefoot, which is just a recipe for disaster. Well, her wandering about is. Whether or not she has socks on probably doesn’t really matter so much.
Space. It’s cold. Thus wandering around barefoot would be a bad idea for you, too. Keep your toesies warm with these Firefly-themed photorealistic socks.