Sometimes, poor reception is a gift. It means you can’t hear the person who wants something from you. We wish that could be an obtainable lifestyle… blissfully ignorant. But until that happens, we’ll have to settle for this shirt.

This ThinkGeek exclusive Five Bars t-shirt should let people know ahead of time that you’re not interested in what they have to say. You might be able to hear it, but you won’t respond to it. Is it a communication error or do you just need some time to yourself? Only you will know for sure

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.