Sometimes, poor reception is a gift. It means you can’t hear the person who wants something from you. We wish that could be an obtainable lifestyle… blissfully ignorant. But until that happens, we’ll have to settle for this shirt.

This ThinkGeek exclusive Five Bars t-shirt should let people know ahead of time that you’re not interested in what they have to say. You might be able to hear it, but you won’t respond to it. Is it a communication error or do you just need some time to yourself? Only you will know for sure

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!