Sometimes, poor reception is a gift. It means you can’t hear the person who wants something from you. We wish that could be an obtainable lifestyle… blissfully ignorant. But until that happens, we’ll have to settle for this shirt.

This ThinkGeek exclusive Five Bars t-shirt should let people know ahead of time that you’re not interested in what they have to say. You might be able to hear it, but you won’t respond to it. Is it a communication error or do you just need some time to yourself? Only you will know for sure

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.