Psychedelic adventures in alchemy

Here’s a design that’s just as crazy as the Elric brothers’ adventures. Ever wonder how we put an “equivalent” price on this much psychedelic fun? Well… it took a lot of work in alchemic mathing. (It’s an advanced skill that only marketing alchemists know.) We draw an outline of our mascot Timmy on the floor and put a laptop in four corners. Then we put the conference phone in the middle next to an image of the product. CLAP. After a few rounds of testing stuff out, we came up with the current price. Fortunately, we didn’t have to tether Timmy’s soul to a suit of armor again. He’s still recovering from the last time we tried it out.

This Fullmetal Alchemist Psychedelic t-shirt will draw you into the crazy adventures of the Elric brothers. But don’t let things get too crazy. Be responsible when using alchemy and whatever you do, don’t attempt alchemic mathing without a marketing professional there for support.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!