Psychedelic adventures in alchemy

Here’s a design that’s just as crazy as the Elric brothers’ adventures. Ever wonder how we put an “equivalent” price on this much psychedelic fun? Well… it took a lot of work in alchemic mathing. (It’s an advanced skill that only marketing alchemists know.) We draw an outline of our mascot Timmy on the floor and put a laptop in four corners. Then we put the conference phone in the middle next to an image of the product. CLAP. After a few rounds of testing stuff out, we came up with the current price. Fortunately, we didn’t have to tether Timmy’s soul to a suit of armor again. He’s still recovering from the last time we tried it out.

This Fullmetal Alchemist Psychedelic t-shirt will draw you into the crazy adventures of the Elric brothers. But don’t let things get too crazy. Be responsible when using alchemy and whatever you do, don’t attempt alchemic mathing without a marketing professional there for support.

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Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Crew Sock 3-Pack Box Set

All aboard the Hogwarts Express! Harry Potter admirers will love this set of three different pairs of themed socks and a fabulous Hogwarts Express-shaped novelty box. The socks are made of 98% polyester and 2% spandex and fit sock sizes 10-13 (shoe sizes 8-12). “Accio Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Crew Sock 3-Pack Box Set!” Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry with low heat.

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Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw

When this youngster takes a power nap, it’s a POWER nap! Maybe that will work for you, too. At any rate, you don’t want to miss this chance to grab the Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw for your very own. One side shows an innocent-looking “Baby Yoda” and the words “This Is My Good Side,” while the other side says “Power Nap” and features The Child sound asleep in a levitating bassinet. Aww… Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.