PLEASE INSERT GIRDER

Bender’s practically famous. Other robots of his model (Bending Unit 22) probably spend their days bending girders, wishing they could be more like him. Among Bender’s many admirable traits are lying, cheating, and stealing. It’s hard to blame a robot based on a MOS Technology 6502 microprocessor for that. After all, our C64s used to get busted at the local convenience store all the time for underage drinking. And we ain’t even going to tell you what the Apple IIe got into.

The chest of this black full-zip hoodie celebrates everybody’s favorite robot, Bender Bending Rodriguez. And, unsurprisingly, the oversized yellow print on the back that has a sort of propaganda poster feel invites you to bite his glorious golden ass.

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

by | April 24, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

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Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

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