YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

You knew what you signed up for when you took this job as a [database administrator / cyber security analyst / delivery boy]. After all, they implanted that career chip at orientation. So don’t act all surprised now that they don’t want your opinion. If they’d wanted your opinion, they would have taken it along with your bank routing number and DNA sample when you signed your employment paperwork. Just for safekeeping, of course.

This black tee is perfect for casual Fridays around the office. Propaganda style, with Leela, Bender, and Fry gazing skyward, it declares, “You’re not paid to think / A mindless worker is a happy worker! Shut up and do your job!” And if you’re purchasing this during work hours from a work computer? Bravo. You can only score higher if you attempt to expense it.

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Back to the Future Marty McFly Hat Prop Replica

According to the blockbuster Back to the Future movie series, the year 2015 brings many advancements – everything from hoverboards to self-drying jackets – and Marty McFly Jr.’s signature color-changing cap! Reproduced in every detail, this one-size-fits-all wearable prop replica features ultra-refractive fabrics, adjustable Velcro closure, and enough 21st-century tech to erase more than a photograph.

Xbox Heat-Change 11 oz. Mug

Positively covered with official Xbox designs, this Xbox Heat-Change 11 oz. Mug is perfect for a mid-game break, and it’s a great gift for video gamers.

Lord of the Rings Gandalf the Grey Silver T-Shirt

Show your love for The Lord of the Rings by wearing this t-shirt. This excellent Lord of the Rings Gandalf the Grey Silver T-Shirt features an image of the great wizard himself, Gandalf the Grey, above the word “Gandalf.” This is a must-have t-shirt for any fan of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!