YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

You knew what you signed up for when you took this job as a [database administrator / cyber security analyst / delivery boy]. After all, they implanted that career chip at orientation. So don’t act all surprised now that they don’t want your opinion. If they’d wanted your opinion, they would have taken it along with your bank routing number and DNA sample when you signed your employment paperwork. Just for safekeeping, of course.

This black tee is perfect for casual Fridays around the office. Propaganda style, with Leela, Bender, and Fry gazing skyward, it declares, “You’re not paid to think / A mindless worker is a happy worker! Shut up and do your job!” And if you’re purchasing this during work hours from a work computer? Bravo. You can only score higher if you attempt to expense it.

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Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Crew Sock 3-Pack Box Set

All aboard the Hogwarts Express! Harry Potter admirers will love this set of three different pairs of themed socks and a fabulous Hogwarts Express-shaped novelty box. The socks are made of 98% polyester and 2% spandex and fit sock sizes 10-13 (shoe sizes 8-12). “Accio Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Crew Sock 3-Pack Box Set!” Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry with low heat.

Star Wars Storm Trooper Topanga Cooler Tote Bag

From farmers markets to the concert, from the mountains to the sea, the Star Wars Storm Trooper Topanga Cooler Tote Bag is your all-in-one grocery bag, picnic bag, and food bag with its durable polyester canvas outer construction and heat-sealed water-resistant PVC interior liner. The 24-can capacity, large external pocket, and carrying straps make this the perfect insulated tote for food, beverages, and wet swimsuits and towels!

Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw

When this youngster takes a power nap, it’s a POWER nap! Maybe that will work for you, too. At any rate, you don’t want to miss this chance to grab the Mandalorian The Child This Is My Good Side 16 Oz. Acrylic Cup with Straw for your very own. One side shows an innocent-looking “Baby Yoda” and the words “This Is My Good Side,” while the other side says “Power Nap” and features The Child sound asleep in a levitating bassinet. Aww… Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.