YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
You knew what you signed up for when you took this job as a [database administrator / cyber security analyst / delivery boy]. After all, they implanted that career chip at orientation. So don’t act all surprised now that they don’t want your opinion. If they’d wanted your opinion, they would have taken it along with your bank routing number and DNA sample when you signed your employment paperwork. Just for safekeeping, of course.
This black tee is perfect for casual Fridays around the office. Propaganda style, with Leela, Bender, and Fry gazing skyward, it declares, “You’re not paid to think / A mindless worker is a happy worker! Shut up and do your job!” And if you’re purchasing this during work hours from a work computer? Bravo. You can only score higher if you attempt to expense it.