Back when dragon eggs were still hatching regularly, Targaryens had a tradition of placing a dragon egg in the cradle with a newborn babe. If dragon hatched, the baby was considered to be a true Targaryen. If the egg did not hatch, it was considered a bad omen. That’s a pretty harsh superstition, even by Westerosi standards. Especially when compared to our little superstitions, like throwing a bit of salt over your shoulder for good luck. Sure, someone might get a little salt tossed their way, but at least no one’s hatching dragons right next to our newborns! As far as we know, anyway.

You can honor all of the old traditions – or at least set your table with the proper spices – with these dragon egg salt & pepper shakers based on Daenerys’ three baby dragon eggs from HBO’s Game of Thrones. Drogon’s egg holds dark pepper, Viserion has the salt, and Rhaegal’s egg is actually a two piece toothpick holder that will store over 150 of the little wooden sticks at once. Dragons only want to eat their meat when it’s cooked, but the pickiest dragons also demand that it be properly spiced and that there be toothpicks available for after the meal. And the last thing you want to do is get into a dance with dragons, so you’d better be prepared.

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Rick and Morty Portal Watch

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.

Rick and Morty Portal Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Rick has some crazy plans for all sorts of things, and somehow he has a gadget for every scenario. Good thing, too. We can’t count how many times Rick and Morty have almost died at this point. That’s probably why Morty is constantly is in a panic. Rick seems to enjoy the rollercoaster ride, though.

Keep nice and comfy inside this black long sleeve t-shirt featuring Rick traveling through a portal with a terrifyingly excited look on his face. We can only assume he’s escaping from more shenanigans… or about to get into them.

Captain America Shield Watch

Looking for a way to simultaneously support your country while wearing your love for comic books on near your sleeve? Look no further than the Captain America Shield Watch. This watch has red, silver, and blue accents and features Cap’s shield as its face.