“DRACARYS.”

And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?
If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
– George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

You may not be Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have your own plans for world domination. Keep them safe and sound, sheltered under the wing of a dragon in this purse.

Designed by our friends at Crowded Coop, this Game of Thrones Drogon Purse is a ThinkGeek exclusive. The flap is a dragon wing. The outside looks like dragon skin, too, only it’s faux leather – no dragons were harmed in the creation of this bag. We promise. It even comes complete with spiky tail. The lining looks like the pattern you’d find on a Valyrian steel blade. It basically roars your fierceness. This is not a bag for the faint of heart.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!