“If I give everyone what they deserve, I’ll have no one left to rule.” 
– Daenerys Targaryen

Our allegiance has shifted quite a few times while watching Game of Thrones. But no matter whose side we’re on, we always enjoy Dany’s ability to be blunt. It’s our #goals, if we’re being completely honest.

This Game of Thrones House Targaryen Patch Hat might put you in the mood to deliver some truth bombs to unsuspecting people. Because sometimes we all need a little inspiration to tell it like it is. Just don’t wear this to a job interview. You might want to try a Stark hat for that instead, depending on your industry.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!