… FOR YOU ARE CRUNCHY AND TASTE GOOD WITH CATTLE

What do you do when your dragon gets out of hand? You can’t so much crate train them, or at least, not once they’re over a year old. And although they’re food-motivated, it’s not like you can keep a herd of cattle in your pocket. Are there Dragon Good Citizen classes? Dragon Day Spas? We think Drogon would protest cute little bows, but the groomer might be tasty.

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…