… FOR YOU ARE CRUNCHY AND TASTE GOOD WITH CATTLE

What do you do when your dragon gets out of hand? You can’t so much crate train them, or at least, not once they’re over a year old. And although they’re food-motivated, it’s not like you can keep a herd of cattle in your pocket. Are there Dragon Good Citizen classes? Dragon Day Spas? We think Drogon would protest cute little bows, but the groomer might be tasty.

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Pokémon Pikachu Wink Polo

Today we’re going to talk about “business casual.” Don’t run out the door yet, there’s nothing to be afraid of. This is called a polo. It’s like a t-shirt, but with a collar. “But Copywriter Monkey, how can this sweet polo be considered business casual when it has such a cool graphic on it?”

Star Wars Darth Vader Mask Polo

At ThinkGeek, we don’t just geek out with our favorite peeps, we also tackle the big issues in the galaxy. And right now, we’re super concerned with the aversion to the business casual dress code, specifically the polo. Our latest letter comes all the way from the Death Star.  

Marvel Deadpool Mask Polo

Still not sold on business casual? Maybe we can help. Let’s address a common source of apprehension: the collar. We know… it’s an adjustment going from V-necks and crew cuts to some sort of foreign material around your neck. But don’t panic. It’s not trying to strangle you. Think of the collar as armor for your neck (or a neck hug). It IS a vital part of the body after all. Just ask Deadpool.