Revenge is a drink best served cold

The North has endured a lot, especially those in Winterfell. But now that winter is here, we suspect the Starks are ready to unleash upon Westeros… Ah yes, the sweet, sweet taste of revenge. 
Serve up some revenge, ahem, beverages in this House Stark Stein. Here at ThinkGeek, we like to season ours with the tears of our enemies. And don’t forget to be wary of who serves you – there are enemies everywhere. To the North!

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.