DESSERT IS COMING

Picture this: You’ve invited the family over for a big holiday feast. Cousins, kids – the whole crew is coming. And they’re not going to all fit at your dining room table, so you decide to haul in a few extra tables. But here’s the catch: you don’t have decorations for three tables. If you’re like us, you don’t even have decorations for ONE table. Who decorates a table? GRANDMA DOES. So how are you going to impress your Grandma while also distracting her from how dry your turkey is?

The solution is right here, with this exclusive set of table runners straight outta Westeros! Each one features the colors and sigil of a different Game of Thrones House – Stark, Targaryen, or Lannister – so you can make your family feel like royalty (while also making the seating arrangements a subtle popularity contest, because #familydrama). Seat yourself at the table for the House you think deserves the Iron Throne, and hope that none of the other tables rise up to march against you. After all, there ain’t no dinner party like a Westerosi dinner party… because their parties typically end in murder. By comparison, your get-togethers will be a smashing success no matter what!

Warning: Don’t use the Lannister runner on the kids table. It never ends well for Lannister children…

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The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.