THE PERIODIC TABLE CONFIRMS IT

As long as you’re human, technically you’re mostly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. But the chemical symbols for those don’t really make a word. What’s an OCHNCaP? Well, we guess it could be a good label for a on you wear while surfing. But we digress.

Now germanium, nickel, uranium, and sulfur? That’s a combination we can really get behind, GeNiUS. And what better place to display it proudly than on your head, where you store all your smarts?

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!