THE PERIODIC TABLE CONFIRMS IT

As long as you’re human, technically you’re mostly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. But the chemical symbols for those don’t really make a word. What’s an OCHNCaP? Well, we guess it could be a good label for a on you wear while surfing. But we digress.

Now germanium, nickel, uranium, and sulfur? That’s a combination we can really get behind, GeNiUS. And what better place to display it proudly than on your head, where you store all your smarts?

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