I NEED COMFORT!

After a long day of asking for healing you’re going to need to unwind a bit. Some nice comfy joggers are going to get the job done. In fact, as long as you aren’t half machine, like Genji, you might as well just wear them when you’re climbing walls. Much more comfortable.

You don’t need healing. What you truly need is comfort! Make sure everyone in your immediate vicinity knows it. So tell them like five times in a row. They won’t get annoyed with it, we promise.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.