You know why nobody ever reports unicorn sightings any more? It’s not because they’re extinct. Or fictional. (Watch your mouth!) ┬áIt’s because they’re basically ninjas, only in reverse. They hang out in dentist offices and Apple stores, quietly blending into their surroundings like chameleons. Large, white horse-shaped chameleon ninjas.

We fixed this unicorn so you cannot miss it. This Glowing Unicorn plush lights up with 6 LEDs inside, gliding between colors of the rainbow. Sometimes it lights up all one color. Sometimes it lights up different colors. But now it’s hard to miss. The battery box does have an off switch, but we don’t know why you’d ever want to use that when you could have a light-up unicorn at your beck and call.

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Pusheen Mini Plush Coin Purse

Whatever you want to carry, Pusheen is happy to carry it for you inside this adorable plushy coin purse version of, well, Pusheen! A sturdy lobster clasp clip lets you clip this right onto your bag, so you can always keep what you need close at hand, and the kiss clasp top will keep it all secure. Thanks, Pusheen!

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Dragon Head Mug

Ever wonder what it might be like to breath fire? Well next time you grab a fresh cup of coffee or tea, take a sip right away and observe as your taste buds are quickly scalded into tasteless obedience. (Do not actually do this. Please wait for your beverage to cool down).

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Star Trek Uhura Journal

Keep your own Communications Log in this retro space fashion Star Trek Uhura Journal. Including fun graphics of Lieutenant Uhura’s likeness on the front and the Starship Enterprise on the back, the journal also includes full color graphics on the inside covers and 232 lined pages complete with Starfleet insignia. There is even a ribbon bookmark to keep your place between missions.

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