You know why nobody ever reports unicorn sightings any more? It’s not because they’re extinct. Or fictional. (Watch your mouth!)  It’s because they’re basically ninjas, only in reverse. They hang out in dentist offices and Apple stores, quietly blending into their surroundings like chameleons. Large, white horse-shaped chameleon ninjas.

We fixed this unicorn so you cannot miss it. This Glowing Unicorn plush lights up with 6 LEDs inside, gliding between colors of the rainbow. Sometimes it lights up all one color. Sometimes it lights up different colors. But now it’s hard to miss. The battery box does have an off switch, but we don’t know why you’d ever want to use that when you could have a light-up unicorn at your beck and call.

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Star Wars Peplum Rey Blazer

You heard Amy Cuddy’s TED Talk about power poses, right? Well, if you’re not one of the 44 million views the video’s racked up so far, you can watch it in a bit, k? (And yeah, there’s some controversy about it now, but we’re going to throw out there that we never feel worse after standing in the Wonder Woman pose. Unless somebody catches us. Moving on.)

Disney Mickey Suit Faux Leather Mini Backpack

From our earliest days watching cartoons, to palling around with King Mickey in the worlds of Kingdom Hearts, we’ve always had a friend in this very special mouse. Adventurous, optimistic, and a friend to everyone big and small, we’re always happy to know that Mickey always has our backs.

Star Wars R2-D2 Faux Leather Convertible Purse

When you’re carrying something super-important, say, your car keys or your eReader or the plans to the Death Star, what would YOU use to carry them? Take a tip from a Rebel princess: astromech droids are the best. Store your valuables in this little R2 unit, and you’ll never have to worry again about them getting there safely. That’s its job.