You know why nobody ever reports unicorn sightings any more? It’s not because they’re extinct. Or fictional. (Watch your mouth!)  It’s because they’re basically ninjas, only in reverse. They hang out in dentist offices and Apple stores, quietly blending into their surroundings like chameleons. Large, white horse-shaped chameleon ninjas.

We fixed this unicorn so you cannot miss it. This Glowing Unicorn plush lights up with 6 LEDs inside, gliding between colors of the rainbow. Sometimes it lights up all one color. Sometimes it lights up different colors. But now it’s hard to miss. The battery box does have an off switch, but we don’t know why you’d ever want to use that when you could have a light-up unicorn at your beck and call.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.