You know why nobody ever reports unicorn sightings any more? It’s not because they’re extinct. Or fictional. (Watch your mouth!)  It’s because they’re basically ninjas, only in reverse. They hang out in dentist offices and Apple stores, quietly blending into their surroundings like chameleons. Large, white horse-shaped chameleon ninjas.

We fixed this unicorn so you cannot miss it. This Glowing Unicorn plush lights up with 6 LEDs inside, gliding between colors of the rainbow. Sometimes it lights up all one color. Sometimes it lights up different colors. But now it’s hard to miss. The battery box does have an off switch, but we don’t know why you’d ever want to use that when you could have a light-up unicorn at your beck and call.

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Apollo 11 Mission Film Reel Lunch Canister

077:17:59 Collins: Like you to know this quest for science has caused me to lose my lunch. Floating around in here somewhere, but I can’t find it.

Disney Princesses Ariel, Cinderella, and Belle 16 oz. Plastic Travel Mug

The Little Mermaid’s Ariel, Cinderella’s eponymous Princess, and Belle from Beauty and the Beast! Take your favorite beverage on the go in your very own Disney 3 Princesses Plastic Travel Mug. It’s made of plastic, holds 16 ounces of whatever it is that gets and keeps you going, and features three Disney Princesses around the cup. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave. Ages 8 and up.

Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.