You know why nobody ever reports unicorn sightings any more? It’s not because they’re extinct. Or fictional. (Watch your mouth!) ┬áIt’s because they’re basically ninjas, only in reverse. They hang out in dentist offices and Apple stores, quietly blending into their surroundings like chameleons. Large, white horse-shaped chameleon ninjas.

We fixed this unicorn so you cannot miss it. This Glowing Unicorn plush lights up with 6 LEDs inside, gliding between colors of the rainbow. Sometimes it lights up all one color. Sometimes it lights up different colors. But now it’s hard to miss. The battery box does have an off switch, but we don’t know why you’d ever want to use that when you could have a light-up unicorn at your beck and call.

Buy Now from THINKGEEK

Captain America Shield Watch

Looking for a way to simultaneously support your country while wearing your love for comic books on near your sleeve? Look no further than the Captain America Shield Watch. This watch has red, silver, and blue accents and features Cap’s shield as its face.

Star Wars Jedi Watch

You feel that!? That slight pressure on your forearm? That’s the Force! Oh, wait – it’s just the watch on your wrist. Close enough, though. This should still help you walk the path of light by helping you keep your appointments that you promised you wouldn’t be late for… again.

Rick and Morty Watch Me Go Denim Jacket

Rick has never been much for fashion. He pretty much just wears the same lab coat every day. We can respect that level of confidence to just commit to a single outfit day after day, but we need to spice it up from time to time. Nothing says spice like someone flipping the bird as they escape through a portal. That spice is called salt.