You know why nobody ever reports unicorn sightings any more? It’s not because they’re extinct. Or fictional. (Watch your mouth!)  It’s because they’re basically ninjas, only in reverse. They hang out in dentist offices and Apple stores, quietly blending into their surroundings like chameleons. Large, white horse-shaped chameleon ninjas.

We fixed this unicorn so you cannot miss it. This Glowing Unicorn plush lights up with 6 LEDs inside, gliding between colors of the rainbow. Sometimes it lights up all one color. Sometimes it lights up different colors. But now it’s hard to miss. The battery box does have an off switch, but we don’t know why you’d ever want to use that when you could have a light-up unicorn at your beck and call.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Legend of Zelda Epona T-Shirt – Exclusive

Time to call up an old friend for some classic gaming. No, not Bob who eats all but one of the Doritos and then leaves the bag as if he hasn’t just emptied it. Epona (who will never eat all your Doritos, but you might run out of carrots)!

Wonder Woman Knit Pom Pom Beanie and Scarf Set

The Amazon is known for its rainforests, and one wouldn’t typically think to wear a knit hat and scarf into the jungle. But if you are looking for a way to say, “I love me some butt-kicking, super-powered, life-saving Amazonian demigoddess,” while sweating profusely then have we got the cold-weather accessories for you. 

Legend of Zelda Time Heroes T-Shirt – Exclusive

We’d like to point out that apparently Link is standing on something while posing for this shirt. Or he’s been studying up on Steve Harrington’s Aqua Net technique. Because Zelda is taller. That’s how it works.