NO! NO, THAT’S THE NECKLACE THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE! TRY AGAIN.

This necklace? Totally safe. Not going to kill anyone. You don’t even need to have a piece of tape to put over it just to make sure, because it’s so unlikely to kill anyone. Unless like you put it on way too tight or something. And then, really, you’re just going to pass out and feel kinda stupid when you come to. And possibly have a cute little Baby Groot shaped indentation in your face.

Party with our favorite friend with a tiny vocabulary with this Guardians of the Galaxy Baby Groot Pendant Necklace. Decapitated Baby Groot’s head (it’s cuter than it sounds) hangs from this 20″ chain. And it comes in a Marvel jewelry box suitable for gifting in case you need to give somebody else decapitated Baby Groot’s head (still cuter than it sounds).

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Bob’s Burgers Sell Your Soul Ladies’ T-Shirt

So here’s the question: what do you think Louise got in return for her soul? Maybe an apartment? Some towels? A doll whose head comes off and it’s a knife? Do you think she had to tell the Devil “No takebacks!”

Doctor Who TARDIS Messenger Bag

Looking for a little help with your finances? Need an extra week before writing the rent check? This bag is just what The Doctor ordered! If you put your wallet and keys on the inside, they’ll be bigger! Oh wait, no. That’s not desirable behavior, is it? We’re already carrying enough stuff around!

Pac-Man Afraid of No Ghosts Zip-Up Hoodie

The defeat of Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Slimer taught the kids of the 80s that to overcome the supernatural you need quick reflexes and a backpack full of nuclear power. We were working on our hand-eye coordination to be ready, but we had the Ghostbusters on speed-dial, just in case. Celebrate the ghosts of the 80s with this black full-zip hoodie featuring the baddies from Pac-Man and a movie quote. It’s perfect for hanging out in theaters or arcades.