NO! NO, THAT’S THE NECKLACE THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE! TRY AGAIN.

This necklace? Totally safe. Not going to kill anyone. You don’t even need to have a piece of tape to put over it just to make sure, because it’s so unlikely to kill anyone. Unless like you put it on way too tight or something. And then, really, you’re just going to pass out and feel kinda stupid when you come to. And possibly have a cute little Baby Groot shaped indentation in your face.

Party with our favorite friend with a tiny vocabulary with this Guardians of the Galaxy Baby Groot Pendant Necklace. Decapitated Baby Groot’s head (it’s cuter than it sounds) hangs from this 20″ chain. And it comes in a Marvel jewelry box suitable for gifting in case you need to give somebody else decapitated Baby Groot’s head (still cuter than it sounds).

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Star Trek Friendship Necklace

Travel back to the time of friendship bracelets, secret handshakes, passing notes, sleepovers, and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. It was in this movie that Spock uttered those famous words to James T. Kirk: “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”

Super Mario Danger Ahead T-Shirt

Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

Harry Potter Hogwarts Slippers

It doesn’t take magic to conjure up some comfiness. A comfy chair, a good cup of tea, and a cozy pair of slippers are all you need. You may have to supply the former two, but for the slippers, we have you covered. Literally and figuratively. We don’t even need a Hogwarts professor for this one. Though, if you have one on speed dial, let us know. We’re still waiting for our owl.