NO! NO, THAT’S THE NECKLACE THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE! TRY AGAIN.

This necklace? Totally safe. Not going to kill anyone. You don’t even need to have a piece of tape to put over it just to make sure, because it’s so unlikely to kill anyone. Unless like you put it on way too tight or something. And then, really, you’re just going to pass out and feel kinda stupid when you come to. And possibly have a cute little Baby Groot shaped indentation in your face.

Party with our favorite friend with a tiny vocabulary with this Guardians of the Galaxy Baby Groot Pendant Necklace. Decapitated Baby Groot’s head (it’s cuter than it sounds) hangs from this 20″ chain. And it comes in a Marvel jewelry box suitable for gifting in case you need to give somebody else decapitated Baby Groot’s head (still cuter than it sounds).

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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