Since Drax can’t understand metaphors, we’re going to speak very literally about these socks. That’s right. We’re not going to talk about how these socks make us feel like we’re walking on pillows or how they’re so cute we could die. Instead we’re just going to say: they’re socks with Drax on them.

These Guardians of the Galaxy Drax Socks add some extra muscle to the space between your feet and your shoes. And yes, that statement is both literal and figurative. You can see Drax’s muscles on the socks AND he’s considered the “muscle” of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Isn’t wordplay fun?

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!