DRAX THE DESTROYER OF DISCOMFORT
Since Drax can’t understand metaphors, we’re going to speak very literally about these socks. That’s right. We’re not going to talk about how these socks make us feel like we’re walking on pillows or how they’re so cute we could die. Instead we’re just going to say: they’re socks with Drax on them.
These Guardians of the Galaxy Drax Socks add some extra muscle to the space between your feet and your shoes. And yes, that statement is both literal and figurative. You can see Drax’s muscles on the socks AND he’s considered the “muscle” of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Isn’t wordplay fun?