We can barely keep the plants in our home alive – imagine if they talked back. Or worse, if they could walk around the house playing video games like tiny children, but meaner. That’s what it’s like to care for Groot. Sure, he’s cute. But if you cross him, watch out. So many splinters…

This Guardians of the Galaxy Groot Necklace is perfect if you love the idea of plants (or Groot, specifically), but don’t want to actually raise them. You can wear Groot without worrying about watering him or making sure he gets enough sun because it’s just jewelry. It’s all the benefits of caring for something cute without the responsibility.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.