We can barely keep the plants in our home alive – imagine if they talked back. Or worse, if they could walk around the house playing video games like tiny children, but meaner. That’s what it’s like to care for Groot. Sure, he’s cute. But if you cross him, watch out. So many splinters…

This Guardians of the Galaxy Groot Necklace is perfect if you love the idea of plants (or Groot, specifically), but don’t want to actually raise them. You can wear Groot without worrying about watering him or making sure he gets enough sun because it’s just jewelry. It’s all the benefits of caring for something cute without the responsibility.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!