We can barely keep the plants in our home alive – imagine if they talked back. Or worse, if they could walk around the house playing video games like tiny children, but meaner. That’s what it’s like to care for Groot. Sure, he’s cute. But if you cross him, watch out. So many splinters…

This Guardians of the Galaxy Groot Necklace is perfect if you love the idea of plants (or Groot, specifically), but don’t want to actually raise them. You can wear Groot without worrying about watering him or making sure he gets enough sun because it’s just jewelry. It’s all the benefits of caring for something cute without the responsibility.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.