I AM SLIPPER

The Dutch may be into wooden shoes, but we figured making slippers out of 100% Groot probably wouldn’t be very comfy. We opted for polyester instead, which we’re pretty sure Groot approves of as well.

Get nice and comfy with a pair of Guardians of the Galaxy Groot Slippers. The open back slippers feature Baby Groot right on the front for extra cuteness. No-slip dots on the bottom to make sure you don’t go anywhere when trying to stop Thanos. That would be embarrassing.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.