I AM SLIPPER

The Dutch may be into wooden shoes, but we figured making slippers out of 100% Groot probably wouldn’t be very comfy. We opted for polyester instead, which we’re pretty sure Groot approves of as well.

Get nice and comfy with a pair of Guardians of the Galaxy Groot Slippers. The open back slippers feature Baby Groot right on the front for extra cuteness. No-slip dots on the bottom to make sure you don’t go anywhere when trying to stop Thanos. That would be embarrassing.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.