There’s a lot Gudetama says “no” to, especially when it involves… well, anything. Here. We’ll show you what we mean:   

Putting eggs into things? No. You’ll put things into this egg instead. 
Cracking an egg? Meh. This fanny pack is hard to crack. 
Holding an egg in your hand? Never. This egg holds things for you. 
Eating eggs? Monster! Don’t eat Gudetama. 

It only makes sense to put Gudetama on a fanny pack. After all, the fanny pack is the laziest type of bag in existence. You don’t even have to hold it because you wear it. So what if fanny packs are lazy? They still hold your things. Embrace your laziness and let fanny packs make the comeback they deserve.   

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.