There’s a lot Gudetama says “no” to, especially when it involves… well, anything. Here. We’ll show you what we mean:   

Putting eggs into things? No. You’ll put things into this egg instead. 
Cracking an egg? Meh. This fanny pack is hard to crack. 
Holding an egg in your hand? Never. This egg holds things for you. 
Eating eggs? Monster! Don’t eat Gudetama. 

It only makes sense to put Gudetama on a fanny pack. After all, the fanny pack is the laziest type of bag in existence. You don’t even have to hold it because you wear it. So what if fanny packs are lazy? They still hold your things. Embrace your laziness and let fanny packs make the comeback they deserve.   

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!