BLACK IS FLATTERING, AND RED DOESN’T SHOW BLOOD!

We all have a little bit of crazy in us. Maybe that’s why Harley’s so easy to identify with. A little, “If somebody doesn’t clean up this mess, we’re going to go ballistic!” or the recurring paranoia moment over having left the iron plugged in, even though you haven’t used it for days. And unrequited love. We’ve all had our share of that. Fortunately for most of us, ours wasn’t with sociopaths. Poor Harley and her obsession with her Mistah J….

This full-zip hoodie is perfect for heading out for a movie with her puddin’ or staying home and eating ice cream on the couch if not. It has sparkle sparkle sparkly diamonds on the front in glittery black ink, and a white satin ruffle attached to the waistband. But, of course, the best part is that Harley’s jester hat design is incorporated into the hood, so nobody’s confused about exactly which black and red comic book character you might be….

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!