BLACK IS FLATTERING, AND RED DOESN’T SHOW BLOOD!

We all have a little bit of crazy in us. Maybe that’s why Harley’s so easy to identify with. A little, “If somebody doesn’t clean up this mess, we’re going to go ballistic!” or the recurring paranoia moment over having left the iron plugged in, even though you haven’t used it for days. And unrequited love. We’ve all had our share of that. Fortunately for most of us, ours wasn’t with sociopaths. Poor Harley and her obsession with her Mistah J….

This full-zip hoodie is perfect for heading out for a movie with her puddin’ or staying home and eating ice cream on the couch if not. It has sparkle sparkle sparkly diamonds on the front in glittery black ink, and a white satin ruffle attached to the waistband. But, of course, the best part is that Harley’s jester hat design is incorporated into the hood, so nobody’s confused about exactly which black and red comic book character you might be….

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.