BLACK IS FLATTERING, AND RED DOESN’T SHOW BLOOD!

We all have a little bit of crazy in us. Maybe that’s why Harley’s so easy to identify with. A little, “If somebody doesn’t clean up this mess, we’re going to go ballistic!” or the recurring paranoia moment over having left the iron plugged in, even though you haven’t used it for days. And unrequited love. We’ve all had our share of that. Fortunately for most of us, ours wasn’t with sociopaths. Poor Harley and her obsession with her Mistah J….

This full-zip hoodie is perfect for heading out for a movie with her puddin’ or staying home and eating ice cream on the couch if not. It has sparkle sparkle sparkly diamonds on the front in glittery black ink, and a white satin ruffle attached to the waistband. But, of course, the best part is that Harley’s jester hat design is incorporated into the hood, so nobody’s confused about exactly which black and red comic book character you might be….

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Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!

Atari Black Katakana Flat Brim Cap

Ready Player One may be a 2018 movie, but this hat reflects a simpler time. A time when Space Invaders was the pinnacle of gaming awesomeness. A time when E.T. got buried in the desert.