THE SORTING BOXERS

We can’t stress enough how much better it is to have a Sorting Hat over some other articles of clothing. A hat was easily the best case scenario. For those of you that have already been sorted you can double down and rep your house. May we recommend some nice new underoos?

These boxers come in your choice of any of the four Houses from the greatest wizarding school in the world. Each pack also comes with a striped pair of Hogwarts boxers with all four house colors so you can also have some school pride.

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Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch

Accessorize like Peter Parker would if he were less discreet! This Spider-Man Emblem Strap Watch looks fantastic and is a must-have for Spider-Man fans. This great watch is colored black overall, with the face of the watch colored red and displaying the arachnid Spider-Man logo. Ages 12 and up.

Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…