THE SORTING BOXERS

We can’t stress enough how much better it is to have a Sorting Hat over some other articles of clothing. A hat was easily the best case scenario. For those of you that have already been sorted you can double down and rep your house. May we recommend some nice new underoos?

These boxers come in your choice of any of the four Houses from the greatest wizarding school in the world. Each pack also comes with a striped pair of Hogwarts boxers with all four house colors so you can also have some school pride.

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Bob’s Burgers Sell Your Soul Ladies’ T-Shirt

So here’s the question: what do you think Louise got in return for her soul? Maybe an apartment? Some towels? A doll whose head comes off and it’s a knife? Do you think she had to tell the Devil “No takebacks!”

Doctor Who TARDIS Messenger Bag

Looking for a little help with your finances? Need an extra week before writing the rent check? This bag is just what The Doctor ordered! If you put your wallet and keys on the inside, they’ll be bigger! Oh wait, no. That’s not desirable behavior, is it? We’re already carrying enough stuff around!

Pac-Man Afraid of No Ghosts Zip-Up Hoodie

The defeat of Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Slimer taught the kids of the 80s that to overcome the supernatural you need quick reflexes and a backpack full of nuclear power. We were working on our hand-eye coordination to be ready, but we had the Ghostbusters on speed-dial, just in case. Celebrate the ghosts of the 80s with this black full-zip hoodie featuring the baddies from Pac-Man and a movie quote. It’s perfect for hanging out in theaters or arcades.