FEELING A LITTLE CHEATED

Let’s be clear, pretending to congratulate a trio of brothers by granting them wishes is a pretty bold choice. It has a 66% success rate, so that may or may not be the best decision the next time Death feels cheated. But keep in mind he also had a very small sample size. Or maybe the real plan was to get people to fight over these items until the end of days. Really get that return on investment as the years went on. Who knows?

The symbol of the Deathly Hallows adorns this black, 100% cotton, shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!