Hogwarts’s motto is really good advice. Follow it. You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

To help you remember, wear the Harry Potter Hogwarts Crest Thermal Shirt and Pant set. The Hogwarts crest, motto, and its symbols of the four Hogwarts houses are emblazoned on the front. The school name is printed down the left pant leg, and both the shirt and pants have ribbed cuffs. Let that crest remind you: no. Tickling. Dragons. Got it?

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!