NEVER TICKLE A SLEEPING DRAGON

We think you’ll find that the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts. We stand by that statement. And in this case, we probably will also stand ON it. We may enjoy repping our house pride, but, when it comes right down to it, we just love the whole school. Except maybe that basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets. We could probably do without that thing.

The Harry Potter Hogwarts Rug features the Hogwarts crest and house colors on a 39″ x 70″ rug. The Hogwarts motto “Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus” under the crest, which translates to “Never tickle a sleeping dragon.” Sound advice, that.

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