SORTED OUT

In Hogwarts, your house is your family. You’ll be spending the next seven years of your witching or wizarding career with the same group of people based on an age-old tradition of evaluating a child’s future at age 11. That might be crazy to think about, but here we are representing the houses we’ve been theoretically sorted into loud and proud based on guidelines from a fantasy novel. We’re adults; leave us alone.

Rep the house you’ve been sorted into with these black shirts showing off your chosen house’s insignia and colors. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. 100% cotton. Imported.

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