SORTED OUT

In Hogwarts, your house is your family. You’ll be spending the next seven years of your witching or wizarding career with the same group of people based on an age-old tradition of evaluating a child’s future at age 11. That might be crazy to think about, but here we are representing the houses we’ve been theoretically sorted into loud and proud based on guidelines from a fantasy novel. We’re adults; leave us alone.

Rep the house you’ve been sorted into with these black shirts showing off your chosen house’s insignia and colors. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. 100% cotton. Imported.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.