SORTED OUT

In Hogwarts, your house is your family. You’ll be spending the next seven years of your witching or wizarding career with the same group of people based on an age-old tradition of evaluating a child’s future at age 11. That might be crazy to think about, but here we are representing the houses we’ve been theoretically sorted into loud and proud based on guidelines from a fantasy novel. We’re adults; leave us alone.

Rep the house you’ve been sorted into with these black shirts showing off your chosen house’s insignia and colors. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. 100% cotton. Imported.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!