I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night. See? Hearts of gold. Hearts of gold lined with lots of pranks aimed at Severus Snape. But hearts of gold nonetheless.

Keep tabs of everyone in the everyone in the castle. And we mean everyone. It might act up from time to time and say Peter Pettigrew roaming around, but that just is a mistake, right?

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!