I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night. See? Hearts of gold. Hearts of gold lined with lots of pranks aimed at Severus Snape. But hearts of gold nonetheless.

Keep tabs of everyone in the everyone in the castle. And we mean everyone. It might act up from time to time and say Peter Pettigrew roaming around, but that just is a mistake, right?

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Lion King Scar Lounger

by | August 18, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

All the lessons we learned as a child from The Lion King still apply to our adult life today. First, always listen to your father. A classic. Second, there’s the ciiiiirrrrrcle of life. Applies today and every day. Third, we learned that nothing beats the comfort of a lounger when you’re basking on a hot savannah day. (You remember that one, right? No? Must have been in the director’s cut.)

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Pokémon Pika Palette T-Shirt

by | August 18, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

Hey! Ash’s Pikachu’s gotten into the Pinkan Berries again! And possibly some Redan and Brownan Berries? Do those even exist? Anyhow, somebody stop him from snacking before he eats some sort of camo berries and we can’t find him!

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Astronaut Hooded Lounger

by | August 17, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

Spacesuits aren’t known for their comfort. After all, they’re basically life-support capsules that encase the astronaut, keeping them alive in the harsh vacuum of space, where they’re being bombarded with debris and radiation. But inside the protection of the International Space Station, crewmembers get slightly more comfortable clothing. However, because of the limited resources on the ISS (both water and storage space) they only get to change clothes once every ten days.

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