I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night. See? Hearts of gold. Hearts of gold lined with lots of pranks aimed at Severus Snape. But hearts of gold nonetheless.

Keep tabs of everyone in the everyone in the castle. And we mean everyone. It might act up from time to time and say Peter Pettigrew roaming around, but that just is a mistake, right?

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

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Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

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Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

by | April 23, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.

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