WE WISH OUR MONEY WAS MAGICAL
Welcome to Magical Money Methods for Muggles. We’re going to teach you useful spells that would benefit you if you were a witch or wizard, but have no actual use since you aren’t. Let’s begin with the simple spells:
Accio a million dollars.
Alohomora bank vault.
Obliviate credit card debt!
Imagine the relief you’d feel right now if you were a witch or wizard.
Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…
