Of course, the Harry Potter Stocking looks amazing. It has all four Hogwarts Houses, the Hogwarts Crest, and an amazing picture of the castle printed on the front. It will be a fantastic addition to your holiday decor.

But we at ThinkGeek believe we’ve found the best *first* use for this stocking: substitute wrapping paper.

Just picture it – your aspiring Hogwarts Student opens the box, and says, “Um…a stocking? You shouldn’t have! Really…!” But with the patience of Dumbledore, you say “Look inside.”

What will be found? A Hogwarts tie? Luna’s Spectraspecs? The Platform 9 3/4 sign? Maybe a new wand? Whatever you choose, the Harry Potter Stocking is the best way to wrap all of your Hogwarts gifts this holiday season!

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Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.

Visions of the Future: Microplush Throw Grand Tour

Once every 175 years the outer planets of our solar system (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) line up just so – in a way that allows us to use each planet’s gravity to travel to the next. And that’s just what the Voyager mission did, in the process obtaining some spectacular views of the outer planets in the process.

Rick and Morty Portal Watch

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.