We do love the sorting hat, but maybe it deserves some time off. It’s looking a little rough these days, so maybe it’s time for a new sorting method. We opt for beverage sorting this time around. Hufflepuff can be chamomile, Ravenclaw can be spiced chai, Slytherin can be English breakfast… and Gryffindor is just straight black coffee – no cream, no sugar. Bold and honest and whatnot.

Pick your wizarding house with these uniform mugs. Each mug features the houses represented colored uniform and crest. Take a load off and relax in your common room while enjoying your beverage of choice.

 

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Jurassic Park Retro Zip-Up Hoodie

Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park novel was published in 1990, and the eponymous movie came out just three years later. You know. NASA was launching the Hubble Space Telescope. The web didn’t yet exist for people who weren’t Tim Berners-Lee. And the macarena was a thing.

Jurassic Park Breaking Dinos T-Shirt

“Disruption” has been a corporate buzzword for the past few years, but disruption is yesterday’s news. It’s so ancient it’s prehistoric. Let this dinosaur skeleton “disrupting” the lines on your shirt show all the corporate-speak types just how you feel about “disruption” and all their jargon. You want real disruption, people? Let’s have a little chat about the K/T extinction event, shall we?

Overwatch Belt

Just like the characters from Overwatch, your apparel choices clarify your abilities. And if you choose to wear this belt, we bet your super ability has something to do with playing Overwatch.