We do love the sorting hat, but maybe it deserves some time off. It’s looking a little rough these days, so maybe it’s time for a new sorting method. We opt for beverage sorting this time around. Hufflepuff can be chamomile, Ravenclaw can be spiced chai, Slytherin can be English breakfast… and Gryffindor is just straight black coffee – no cream, no sugar. Bold and honest and whatnot.

Pick your wizarding house with these uniform mugs. Each mug features the houses represented colored uniform and crest. Take a load off and relax in your common room while enjoying your beverage of choice.

 

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