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Don’t stress out about what House you get put into at Hogwarts. Kids get pretty worked up over the whole thing, but it’s really not such a big deal. It just determines who you’ll live with for the next seven years, who you’ll hang out with and befriend, and pretty much makes a judgement call about what type of witch or wizard you’ll grow up to be. So don’t freak out! Just put the weird talking hat on.

Once you’ve been sorted, declare your House allegiance with one of these shiny clutches that are a mini version of your house’s uniform from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Choose Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin. They have enough room for all your necessaries, plus they make a sweet way to carry around your eReader or a small, less-bitey reproduction of the Monster Book of Monsters.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Harry Potter No Muggles Allowed Door Cover

It’s important to have your own private space, someplace where you feel comfortable and at home, even if it’s just a cupboard under the stairs. Pop this sleeve on an interior door, and imagine you’re up in a castle turret, trading candy with your Hogwarts House friends, or opening your holiday jumper from Mrs. Weasley. 

Harry Potter Wizards Welcome Door Mat

There are three types of people who knock on our door: delivery folks (preferably DoorDash or Eat24), guests we have invited over, and everyone else. The “everyone else” frequently invokes a sense of dread in us. What stranger is knocking on our door and why? Are they going to attempt to sell us a magazine subscription or lawn care services? Sorry, but we’re not interested. Can you come back when we finish this book series? Kthxbai.

Star Wars X-Wing Beach Towel

The Star Wars X-Wing Beach Towel lets you take your favorite vehicle with you to the beach! Made of 100% cotton. Measures about 66-inches long x 33-inches wide.