FOR KEEPING YOUR CASH SAFE WHEN IT’S NOT AT GRINGOTTS

Don’t stress out about what House you get put into at Hogwarts. Kids get pretty worked up over the whole thing, but it’s really not such a big deal. It just determines who you’ll live with for the next seven years, who you’ll hang out with and befriend, and pretty much makes a judgement call about what type of witch or wizard you’ll grow up to be. So don’t freak out! Just put the weird talking hat on.

Once you’ve been sorted, declare your House allegiance with one of these shiny clutches that are a mini version of your house’s uniform from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Choose Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin. They have enough room for all your necessaries, plus they make a sweet way to carry around your eReader or a small, less-bitey reproduction of the Monster Book of Monsters.

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Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!

Atari Black Katakana Flat Brim Cap

Ready Player One may be a 2018 movie, but this hat reflects a simpler time. A time when Space Invaders was the pinnacle of gaming awesomeness. A time when E.T. got buried in the desert.