FOR KEEPING YOUR CASH SAFE WHEN IT’S NOT AT GRINGOTTS

Don’t stress out about what House you get put into at Hogwarts. Kids get pretty worked up over the whole thing, but it’s really not such a big deal. It just determines who you’ll live with for the next seven years, who you’ll hang out with and befriend, and pretty much makes a judgement call about what type of witch or wizard you’ll grow up to be. So don’t freak out! Just put the weird talking hat on.

Once you’ve been sorted, declare your House allegiance with one of these shiny clutches that are a mini version of your house’s uniform from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Choose Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin. They have enough room for all your necessaries, plus they make a sweet way to carry around your eReader or a small, less-bitey reproduction of the Monster Book of Monsters.

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