A DRESS AFTER OUR OWN HEART

This is one of those fun dresses you can quickly pull on when you’re not feeling up to coordinating both a top and a bottom. Two pieces?! Some mornings that’s just redonk. And, see, this dress is also awesome because it isn’t fussy. It’s stretchy with shirring at the waist, which means neither pantyhose nor a belt are required. Toss it in your suitcase, and you won’t even have to break out the hotel’s iron.

This comfy dress features not one heart (like you, our favorite human), nor two hearts (like our favorite Time Lord), but MANY MANY hearts. We’re not going to count. You can count if you want and tell us in the comments. But we do not recommend it. Got to be something better to do with your time.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.