A DRESS AFTER OUR OWN HEART

This is one of those fun dresses you can quickly pull on when you’re not feeling up to coordinating both a top and a bottom. Two pieces?! Some mornings that’s just redonk. And, see, this dress is also awesome because it isn’t fussy. It’s stretchy with shirring at the waist, which means neither pantyhose nor a belt are required. Toss it in your suitcase, and you won’t even have to break out the hotel’s iron.

This comfy dress features not one heart (like you, our favorite human), nor two hearts (like our favorite Time Lord), but MANY MANY hearts. We’re not going to count. You can count if you want and tell us in the comments. But we do not recommend it. Got to be something better to do with your time.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.